Let me tell y'all this much; today I loved my job.

I am a shift manager at Burger King and out of nowhere I got myself a number today. It was easier than I thought it would be -- even if I happen to be a self-proclaimed "Most Perfect Man In The World".

The first one was a really cute, but slightly confused, brunette girl. She used her credit card in the drive-thru and looked like she was thinking pretty hard when she was about to sign the receipt and I couldn't help myself:

Me: "Did you forget your name or are you thinking about something else?"
Her (not a bit surprised): "Nooo... I was just thinking, have anyone happened to honk their horn when signing this?"
Me: (laugh) "You've got to be the cutest customer I've had! Slightly confused, though."
Her: "Erm... thanks?"
Me: "Anyhow... How about a cup of coffee?"
Her: "Sure!" (Thinking she'd get the coffee right away)
Me: "Jot down your number then and we'll set up a time and a place for that."

She laughed and gave me her number.

To make things even better, the horniest guy at work just looked at me as he had seen the whole thing. He just looked at me with a confused smile.

Him: "What... the fuck?"
Me: "Yeah. I'm that good."

Haha thats great man. I liked the free coffee part. You must see alot of people in a day working at BK.

You must get a lot of ass a BK.